Mr. Chung

Mr. Chung the guy Dad thought lived in a garbage can. I have never seen Mr. Chung crack a legit smile. He does a really good Meestor look. That's Mr. Chung at his happiest and silliest. Scary huh? Straight from Costa Rica. Posing with Yatting, the IV senior who saved me when I was freaking out after Mike Hu gave me a cell phone. Wug, these are both GOOD people, not the poos you're used to.

Tut the great

This is the vast extent of Tut's Martha Stewart capabilities. No Wug, please sit down...none of this Gilbert Blythe clapping with synchonized head bobbing for Tut's culinary skilz. Mmmm, tasty biscuits. Would that be muh muh muffins? Dawg, Krissy always be making these filthy tasties, and Tut just sets on the couch in a blanket by the heater just like the old days. Industrious Tut. Mawz, Krissy said you would mucho like these, they are as boddery as Reggie's J. Almost as boddery as Salem's soon to be three point trophy. Can't wait to come home and make dino nuggets. I'm such a good cook though I don't like to compliment myself.

Them Asians

I went to the Lindt chocolate outlet today to see what sort of after Valentine's day bargains they had. Walking toward the store, I could see lots of shelves of sale chocolate. Good sign. But then these Asian people ran in before me. I'm not talking fast Mommy walk, I'm talking RUNNING. Bad sign. They went straight to the sale rack and started throwing stuff into their baskets. There were nine boxes of truffles on the top shelf. They took 8 of them. The last one went to me because I grabbed it before they could. I didn't even know what was in it, but figured if I didn't grab it, I'd never know. Turns out, it's the best type of truffles for super cheap. Go figure. I thought about taking one from the lady's basket since she left it on the floor when she scavenged the other shelves but thought that would be unethical. Bro, it reminded me of the good ol' days in downtown Seattle when we went bargain hunting during our hour and a half lunches.

Since all the boxes of chocolates were gone, I moved on to the bags of chocolate. I wanted to know what was inside, so I asked the sales lady who said I could try one. She told me that they were the same as the truffles sitting in a bin next to them and that I could try one. The truffle-maniac lady's husband was shoveling truffles into a bag to buy in bulk and was obviously going to buy them. But after he heard the sales woman offer me a sample, he paused to ask, "What kind of truffles are these?" I wanted to say, "Well, if you don't know, why are you buying five pounds of them?" But of course, polite Krissy didn't. And the sales lady offered him a sample just as he was secretly hoping.

As if that wasn't enough, they got on their cell phones to tell their friends to come and get chocolates. I was hoping that they weren't Chinese so I could disassociate myself from them, but they were. Drat. The crowd came dashing in and all asked if they could sample. I wouldn't be surprised if they stashed some in their pockets Yee-picnic-style too.

Worse yet, they followed me to the Ann Taylor Outlet (they move fast) and started taking all the clothes in my size!!! And they even had good taste so they took the nice stuff! Aaargh! This is why I don't live in China.

More of Tut's friends

Connie is in the bottom left hand corner. Sharon is the round faced girl in glasses to the direct upper right of Yoonho.

There Wug more friends for you to know. What a fool I was, was a dominated fool, what a mutton headed dolt was I. No my little Warg, I do not choose the best of friends. And no, I do not believe in making that idiotic peace sign. I am no fob, just as Eowyn is no man. As you see, they think they're all really cute. Family, I'm sure y'all think so too...about as much as Mawz thinks Ray's J is boddery. Heh, I think that Connie and Sharon don't need me anymore because they have each other, like Anya and her pepperminty grandmother. And know what I say to that "Sure, why not? Whhhhyyyyyyyy not?" Saves me time, energy and irritation. Eh, I like my friends, they're nice, sometimes. But NOTHING compared to my family.

Dobby and the Big Snow

He may be unrecognizeable under all that snow, but that's Dobby.

After two balmy winter months that had temperatures up to 60, we're finally hitting winter weather. Tut, this is what it's usally like during the winter. Good thing you have two down coats and five wool coats to keep you warm. Now if you would just wear them instead of your fashionable pink raincoat when it's 30 degrees outside, you'd be fine.

When I was at Penn, we used to have huge snowball fights in the quad when it snowed like this. Bro, remember the time you smashed Sehyung? Warg, this would be the perfect time to blast some people. Just bury some dynamite in the snow... Tut, if you're going to play in the snow, try and find some water-proof pants to wear over your jeans or you'll be miserably wet and freezing afterward.

I'm going out to shovel now...

-Krissy

Wannabe ballers

Jared on the far right, Yoonho the strange little fobby guy in the middle.

Twins you could school these guys any day of the week. They were posing for the picture and were like "All winners with a hand on the ball, starting five." Kinda makes you ashamed that they think they're all that. They were bragging about how they beat the other fellowship in basketball 9-6 in THIRTY minutes. Dude, that's some rapid scoring, or NOT. HAH. Skinny little Asian guys can't ball. Mawz whenever you feel bad, think of these guys. Slug, these guys don't even know what "in yo' grill" means! They think I'm a basketball fanatic. Little do they know...Wug, talk about some serious muscle mass. I think Ping and I can take them!

Issy's Brilliant Idea

So my brilliant (and slightly nerdy) idea was to create a family blog in which we can all write to each other. This blog is not meant for public viewing. In other words, don't give the address to your friends unless you want them to think we're all psycho.

Long live the ning!

And a picture of the happy family...



Mawzeltoff.

The much anticipated ecf frosh

Tut's magnificent friends, some of them aka the ECF frosh

There's jared at the top, connie's in the blue cap making a heart with sharon, yoonho has the peace sign going, michelle is in the stripped blue with blue vest. Jeremy is wearing a Geraldo outfit with the collar and the coat and glasses. The stellar cast complete almost...missing Dave Shin!!

Dude Warg, I can feel the enthusiam already